Episode: Alessia's 11th Birthday

In life I think it is important to set goals for yourself. My goal is this - I am going to go out and learn a lot of science things right now so I can create a chemical/pill/ injection (whatev!) which will stunt the growth of all children. It is really ridiculous that noone ever thought of this before. Think of the innovations in technology and computers but to date there is no stopping of kids from growing up. CRAZY! Crazy and wrong. Look at this girl above in her pink Dora shirt for example. Who told her she was allowed to be 11?? Do you think she would wear a Dora shirt now?? Kids these days just automatically think they have to right to grow up without consulting their parents and aunts and godfathers. What is this world coming too?? Take a look at this face if you will. This is a few years ago when she used to behave herself and ask permission for being cute. Remember the face. She is a lot of trouble and will probably grow up and break hearts, curfew and maybe a small law or two. Who can stop her? Not us. No way. She didn't even consult us her lovely aunt and Padrinho before turning 11. It is a very sad day.